Posted by: askafatdude | November 3, 2008

What is too much?

It seems as of late I am unable to say no to a new project.  It really is fun learning new things and taking on new challenges but how do you know when too say enough is enough?

Some people believe in the theory that if you aren’t able to give it your all then you shouldn’t be doing it.  See I think this is a safe theory but not the smartest path.  I think failure is the key to all great adventures.  If you push until you fail then you realize your breaking point.  At that certain point of failure is when you start to roll back one project at a time.

However, I don’t believe this is a reason to completely quit that project.  You had to have a reason to start that project rather it sounded like fun or you just thought it was a good idea at the time doesn’t mean it will forever be a bad idea.  So maybe reapproach it at a later date.  Just don’t be afraid to try it, don’t be afraid to push through all of it and make it work.  Regardless of how annoying something is at the end of the day I am always glad I at least tried it and if I stopped before I realized that I would hate myself for it.

So this is a new day and I have decided to take on another project and I am very excited about it.  I only wish there was a way to get funding for such adventures it does get old paying for all these things out of my own pocket.  I feel like advertising on the site would help cure it in a way but at the same time I feel an obligation to those viewing my pages not to have to be overtaken by ads.  Maybe its my own personal feeling that I don’t like seeing all the ads when I go to a page but really it doesnt keep me from going back to the page so what does it really hurt?

Do you think ads in moderation hurt a website?

Do you think asking users to donate is rude?  I wonder these things all the time I dont want to push my wares on people I just want people to come and have a good time that shoudln’t be that hard should it?  How do we get past that point?  I don’t know but someday, maybe someday I will figure all that out.  Until then I think I will just take the easy way out and incorporate ads and donate buttons into my future projects and maybe peeps will wanna help me in my endeavors.  We shall see.

Posted by: askafatdude | November 2, 2008

Self-Reflecting Creates Bad Blogs.

Why hello there WordPress glad to see you are still around.  Me?  Oh I am fine, thanks for asking.  It is true I have been gone for a while and it is also true that everyone who abandons their blog and then decides to come back always feels the need to say WOW I BEEN GONE FOREVER.  That is an odd truth.

So anywho, once again I am at the point of self-reflecting and learning to dig through all the riff raff in my life.  It seems I amass quite the large collection of riff raff and I am not totally sure why.  One thing I have decided to do is turn my life into a more positive experience.  How positive I am not sure yet but all those who know me know I am quite hard on myself and this definitely has to stop. 

I am trying to do various things from reminding myself I am good enough and listening to various audiobooks on how to improve.  Oddly enough I have never been one of those people that believe the words of other people can truly inspire someone to improve their life.  Yet it seems these words are finally shaping me into a more positive tone as I feel there are good things coming in my direction.  I have been in school for several years and while I have had bad semesters I also realize there were many more good semesters.  While I have had bad jobs in the past I now have an awesome job that I for the most part love doing and in the process of ironing out all the parts I dont like doing. 

So is there really a light at the end of the tunnel?  Sure there is and I plan on being involved with it.  I love my life when I look at it sure it has quirks right now but those quirks are temporary and I am constantly improving and heading into the abyss with my head held high.  I cant wait for this all to roll out and fall into the place it will.  It’s exciting and I can finally truly say if YAY.  If you arent in the place you love to be why not?  and why arent you fixing it yet.  Trust me its so much better on the happy side.

Well I am out for now and I will be back when I have something else to say until then see ya next time kids.

Posted by: askafatdude | July 25, 2008

Women who aren’t good enough!!

Women who aren’t good enough!!

Yeah you!  The woman who isn’t good enough, the woman who has to worry every night about making the right decisions looking good for that man who never notices KNOCK IT OFF!!

Regardless of the persona of Biff on DoucheCast the real me has a heart and cares about all the women in the world.  It actually sickens me to see the things that happen to women who are perfectly capable of doing fine on their own but refuse to accept the fact that maybe they would be better off on their own.  Why do people do this?  Why do people settle for something they aren’t completely happy with?  Is it really because you are that afraid to be alone?  You know you are worth more right?

You know that at the end of the day you have more to give to this world than any self-obsessed man will ever even consider giving.  Don’t you?

Why, everyday and everytime I talk to a woman they are unhappy in the relationship they are in.  Well I take that back one time I talked to a lady who was in a happy relationship.  But that is true only one time in the many times I have talked to different women.  As a fat dude I encounter the friend zone quite often so women are always quite at ease telling me their deepest darkest secrets and everytime I listen and am like WOW you really do have issues.

Let me be non manly here for a minute or two ok… thanks.  What it is is that you women ALL OF YOU WOMEN are GOOD ENOUGH.  Regardless of what you think you are good enough.  You do not have to settle you do not have to give up your morals for that one guy just because you think its all you can have.

You are a beautiful, creative, inspirational, and overall great person to be around so wake up and deal with it.  Deal with the fact that a woman on her own is 20 times more powerful than a woman held back by some half-ass slacker man. 

So be thankful and be proud because you offend people like me.  People like me cant understand how you can settle for someone like that.

Let me ask you a question?  Have you ever considered why women, out of all the things they settle for a fat guy is pretty much the last thing?

A guy can be a pot smoker and oh well he is forgiven thats something he will grow out of.  Even though he has went through relationship after relationship because he won’t ever give it up for the woman.

A guy can be an abusive man and women will date him because he a tough guy that just needs to be taught how to love and be loved.  OH ITS SO ADORABLE!

A guy can be an out right pig that talks down to every woman he talks to but women think its cute.

I TOTALLY DONT GET IT!!

I understand that I am fat and that is my own doing and no I dont hate myself for being fat I am quite thankful as every woman that has denied me because of my weight has made me realize many things the most important one being that all woman are created equal!

All women do not realize what they are worth.  All women refuse to wake up and accept that they have so much to give, live, and love but will never open their minds up far enough to see the future. 

I just want to tell all women to WAKE UP, stop accepting now as being good enough and track down that one thing that is perfect for you.  Even if that requires batting for the home team.  DO IT.  Happiness is so much easier to deal with then misery.  I can’t remember the last time I heard someone complain about being too happy today.

If every relationship you take on you learn something from than that is great.  Yet, if you are the woman who keeps going after the same type of guy everytime then you need to stop.  Stop what you are doing cause its about to ruin…
the fact that you are better than this.

The greatest part about all of this is the fact that every word I typed here will be completely ignored because trust me I know even if I was standing here yelling this to someone who was in need of hearing it they would not be able to.  Cause the truth is you realize you are good enough as you are you just refuse to take any action to be better than you are.

Your friend in writing,

Biff

Posted by: askafatdude | May 30, 2008

Greatest YouTube Video Eva

Posted by: askafatdude | May 29, 2008

New Comic Strip FTW!

Rooster and Biff Comic from askafatdude.comI found this cool little website, I made this awesome comic strip on there.  Check it out  http://www.bitstrips.com

 

Posted by: askafatdude | May 6, 2008

Celeb Gossip Time!

Really?So, I think we can all agree I am not the sexiest critter to walk this Earth, but WOW!  I have always thought Amy Winehouse to be somewhat of a Neanderthal type look but these pictures really show you the awesomeness that is Amy Winehouse.  I hear the media keep saying that they wish she would get it together and pick herself back up but the truth is they are hoping she kills over so they have a years worth of material to run with.

ALSO, It would be better for her career to kick the bucket, let’s face it how many halfway talented musicians still live on today as highly regarded talents all because they were taken away a bit too soon.

Not that I wish death on many or that I truly have many negative things to say about Amy to really wish her bad will to come he way.  But really?  Does she deserve all this attention, she released one album that got her some attention and every since the world has really known her she has been a crack head.   Why should there still but a support system for her?  I say step away and let her realize how she has made herself into nothing already.

Posted by: askafatdude | April 30, 2008

Suri Cruise. The next Omen?

Damien form the Movie Omen and Suri Cruise

 

 

I think there is a scary similarity between Damien from the movie Omen and Suri Cruise.  I mean sure she is a girl and he was a boy but no one could ever truly depict who the anti-christ type character would be as far as male or female.

I was at Kroger the other day and was stuck in line and seen this little girl on the cover of a magazine and noticed how empty her eyes look.  She has the eyes of a demon much like damien.  The type of eyes that when you really think about it could someday eat the souls of poor defenseless creatures.  I mean need we not forget that the father of Suri is a devout Scientologist, maybe they planted this baby inside them or maybe they realised what better way to protect and raise a anti-christ then to put it in the hands of one of the most powerful couples in Hollywood.  We could make America grow up to adore and admire this cute little baby and then BOOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! 

Just look at the comparisons I mean obviously the creator of the Omen series had the ability to see in the future but the little bob type haircut confused him and made him think it was a boy instead of a girl.  So I say be prepared people because Suri Cruise is coming and she’s coming for you!

Posted by: askafatdude | April 23, 2008

It’s weird this tides of change thing.

So, once again another deep perspective update of misthoughts and ramblings is coming your way.  Today I noticed some changed attitudes from certain people, and NO its probably not you.  However, it seems people always ask for the truth but they never really like it when you give it.  I hate to say it but Jack Nicholson knew what he was talking about. 

So yeah, today and in the days past some people who I once considered friends seem to have changed their allegiances with me.  They have been persuaded by the dark side it would appear.  Not that this is necessarily a bad thing as I can easily see what types of friends they are now but sometimes I just wish people would learn to be honest instead of running and hiding all the time. 

I worry that people often mistake the “Biff” guy for the real me.  I assure you its not.  Most of the time I am a quiet laid back kind of guy but dont get me wrong I have my Biff moments which is the whole reason I/we started all of this.  It is a great place to turn when I need to truly express some “Biff” emotions.  One thing, that is odd about the person people mistake me for is it can easily become a manic depressive sounding guy because he can be a happy guy one minute and a emo kid the next.  Its not that I am this way its just ultimately this show we do has always been a fun thing for us and at the end of the day the personality changes are what we have to do as we enjoy trying to anger each other.

So this little thing is not a thing saying “Hey there friends I miss you!”  cause I dont.  I just wanted to let you know that you know who I am and don’t paint me as some asshole because of what you hear me say on the show.  Paint me an asshole because you know me and everything I stand for.  There I just sounded like Hulk Hogan again.  So to my friends who are still with me Thank you for all that you have done.  More than anything thanks for listening to the real me when I just need someone to unload this brain on.

Posted by: askafatdude | April 21, 2008

So today I am worried.

Today hasjust started as of an Hour and a half ago and bad news has already approached my doorstep.  It seems that one of the roommates has weakened and started smoking again.  Wow this scares me!  I am not certain how strong I am.  I always feared that this would happen and right now isnt the perfect time with the stress of certain things in my life.  I hope I find the strength to make it through this.  My lungs feel great for once in my life.  I wake up and I breathe like a person should breath.  I just hope I find the strength to make it through this.  Smoking is one of the hardest things I have ever quit no matter what you do it is always there nagging at yo uabout something.  It always wants to find a way to make you go back into your old habits.  However this is the best my lungs have ever felt if I would only make myself getback into the gym and do some exercising life could be so great for me.  I keep finding excuses for that though.  Someday soon I will get over this excuse. 

I think my plan of attack will be everytime I get the nicotine urge I will go to the gym and run it off.  There are so many better things to do with my life than smoke.  I really hope I find the strength to make it through this. 

Posted by: askafatdude | April 14, 2008

Today is better than tomorrow.

Maybe? I finally got the initiative to run to Sam Ash today to return my Alesis Multimix USB 8 mixer. I bought this thing at the beginning of February and it has been causing trouble ever since. It has always made a hiss/humming noise and it angered me. ANYWAYS BACK TO POINT, So yesterday I called Sam Ash as I had lost my receipt and the guy spent half an hour on the phone with me trying to help me find the receipt in their computer. They eventually found it and that was nice and the guy told me to come in today to get the receipt and return it to a local shop that fixes mixers for them. So I drive over there pick up the receipt and then drive a half hour to the other side of town and voila he does not fix these type of mixers….. OWNED!!!

So, then I decided to call the factory to see what the hell is going on. Last time I talked to these guys they told me it was my wiring so I was not looking forward to this. Sure enough I called and they started telling me how it was my cables and that my usb ports were crap. After arguing with him for half an hour I finally caved and said “ok ok ok” So, lets say I go through all the cabling and that is not the issue what do you think would be the next possible problem. Then he asks “Well what do you do with your equipment” I told him how i like to skydive out of planes and run the streets with the bulls in spain while using my mixer, however besides that I like to broadcast through a podcast sometimes I use a webcam, THEN HE JUMPS IN. Oh you have a webcam? What Brand? I tell him it is a logitech and hes like o ok well our mixers have had a known issue with that brand of webcams!!

THANK YOU SIR 5 HOURS OF RESEARCH JUST FOR YOU TO TELL ME ITS A FREAKIN DRIVER ISSUE THANK YOU YOU SUCK!!!
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A Michigan State Professor stands up against the Muslim and the school actually backs him!!

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