DoucheCast - EP096 - A Note To Say Goodbye
June 19th, 2009Just A Note To Say Goodbye…
DoucheCast - EP095 - The End
June 19th, 2009We here at DoucheCast would like to thank everyone for their listenership. Its been a lot of fun, but the day has finally come where its time to hang up the podcasting gloves and wrap up the epic fail that has been DoucheCast. Join Rooster, Phatty McBiff, and “YEAAAAOW!” the Mad Beat Chemist for one last romp. This weeks topics cover such things as; MBC’s phone is ringing, Freaky Friday, “You’re Bald” caller, Ozzy is a huge puss, Keyboard Cat plays Rooster off, do zombies care how smart you are, plants aren’t real, MBC doesn’t do his show anymore, Biff decides to step away from the show, no point in doing the show anymore, blindsided, people call in to try and change Biff’s mind, enjoying ourselves, Rooster isn’t funny, the show takes up too much of Biff’s time, Funk offers his services, Ozzy and his “relationships”, and more. We’d really like to thank everyone who has inspired us, supported us, participated in the show with us and especially those who have listened to us. You guys mean the world to us and it has been an honor to entertain you. Thanks for listening.
DoucheCast - EP094 - Poutine Is A Helluva Drug
June 12th, 2009Hey boys and girls, its time for another… Wait. Its that time of the month. Time for Graeme to take a shower… Join Graeme, the Mad Beat Chemist, Phatty McBiff and Rooster as they traverse the world. This weeks show topics include such awesomeness as; Graeme takes a shower, Monsturd sucks, kid with a fish stuck in his penis, in a whales ass, washing your hair, hair styles, squirrel pubes, MBC’s soul patch, Wisp, Biff goes to Wendys, talking to the guy at Wendys, Biff skips and sings, in the bathroom with Biff, MBC peeing at the hospital, physicals, Radio War with Lunatic Radio, LR call fail, cold fries, I-P-P-I, getting JenJen’s ex arrested, the 5 motions, poutine is a helluva drug, Ice Hole, Biff watching porn and much more. Don’t forget to wash behind your ears and do a shampoo mohawk.
DoucheCast - EP093 - The Passion Of The Douche
June 5th, 2009In the beginning, Biff created AskAFatDude and DoucheCast. And the fat dudes were with shapely, round form, but void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Biff moved upon the face of the waters. And Biff said, “Let there be mashed potatoes.” But there was only MBC and Rooster. And Biff saw MBC and Rooster. That was good enough… And Biff tried to divide MBC from Rooster, but quickly lost interest and went back to trying to make mashed potatoes… This weeks chapters of Doucheiviticus covers things such as; Paul Harvey, broken during doinkin’, Four O Malt Liquor, starting the show without Biff, Biff is a thespian, Fat Daddy Jim has to wear a hair net, A-Cup women, pancake nipples, Jake is a fag, going to Biff’s play, Rooster’s DoucheCast, midnight mass, Rooster hates buffets, the Biff-le, the 10 commandments of Doucheiviticus, Biff-icus Christ Super Star, Biff eats the red wings, Rooster goes to get sick, queefing problems, GenCon in 2010, MBC needs DJ Hero, MBC jams out on guitar and Biff sings, stinky vaginas, Biff going down on Rooster, MBC is not latino, nobody likes Biff for Biff, LFO, LeAnn Rimes sings “Jizzed In My Pants”, who is Forest Whitaker, coal eatin’ ant ass, Rooster listens to podcasts, bitchy bitch, lesbianey, nobody wants to talk to Biff, and much more. Amen.
DoucheCast - EP092 - Flight Of The Solo Cholo
May 29th, 2009The return of the Mack? No. Its MACK BETH! Or some crap. Anyways, join Rooster, Big Fatty Oz, and the ever lovin’ Mad Beat Chemist for another awesome episode. This weeks topics range from the epic return of Oz, theater off, Ozzy whines about Macbeth, revisiting the dentist joke, traveling the world, Dwarf Goes Fishing, trick or treating as adults, Ozzy is obsessed with Skittles, Rooster’s haunted house, Earf Day, spending too much money on gifts, Rooster is tired of being the smart one in relationships, Ozzy has the hots for a fattie, playing the “game” with crazy girls, Cockney Tony is M.I.A., revisiting old shows, Cobra Commander, audio taking a shit, to much more. Let the MACK BETH lay the SMACK DOWN on you… or something.
DoucheCast - EP091 - Sound Of Death
May 22nd, 2009Join our heroes Rooster and the Mad Beat Chemist this week as they brave the storm front with amazing testicular fortitude! Balls of steel! The horrible Shit Blizzard of ‘09! A Shit Blizzard of having no idea what to talk about! Wait, what is this bastion of hope in the distance? Oh, its Phatty McLatePants to the rescue! This weeks topics include such things as nobody missed Biff, perfect chick with a horrible voice, Biff’s voice, Ron Jeremy’s penis has Twitter, Rooster dislikes doing the show, Biff calls in, shaving for a license, Biff finally joins the show, the Theater-Off, Biff’s german accent, bad movies, holding a poop, Biff’s stinky poop, Fat Man Army, and much more. Keep your umbrella-ella-ellas open and run for cover “uhnt” you might survive this one…
DoucheCast - EP090 - Bronze Turd
May 15th, 2009Welcome to the Bronze Turd. Appletini? Fuck you. PBR. Phatty McBiff and Rooster hope you enjoy your stay. Topics you might see wrote on the walls include Biff on summer break, getting back on the old schedule for the live show, theater off, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, meat pancakes, brownies, Biff’s chicken diet, Biff’s shin splints, elliptical machine, animal rescue Rooster, geography, Biff’s slow internet, grilled cheese and taters, Rooster wants his own business, the Bronze Turd, different specialty bar nights, startup costs, and much more. Now get the fuck out.
DoucheCast - EP089 - I F’d Your Dad
May 13th, 2009Oh where, oh where has my MBC gone? This week Phatty McBiff and Rooster trudge on without the presents of the everlovin’ Mad Beat Chemist and get very emotional with each other with some dating roleplaying. This weeks topics cover things like Biff returns, congratulations to Cristen, divorce rate, full on doinking in the cooter hole, calling a woman fat, roleplay dating, pregnant dad belly, rating lady parts, hairy women, most awesome Hostgator plug ever, Chasing Amy, defining a classy lady, Biff’s german accent, Biff’s neighbors, Phatty McBiff Fat Inducing Machine, renaming products, and much more. Keep your dads locked up tight… you never know where Rooster is lurking around.
Douchecast Aftershow 2009-04-27
May 2nd, 2009DoucheCast Aftershow from April 27th, 2009 featuring Rooster, Mad Beat Chemist, Fat Daddy Jim and Emo Tony B. ”Chasing Amy” sucks. Max… Take a letter! … See?
DoucheCast - EP088 - Cops Mean Border Patrol
May 1st, 2009Grab a beer and kick back for another rambling episode of DoucheCast. Phatty McBiff takes the week off so Rooster and the Mad Beat Chemist take the helm to bring you a show full of little stories you’ll be sure to love. This weeks topics cover such things as white russians suck, no Biff, Somali pirates, pirate on pirate war, women with split personalities, shutting Rooster’s car door with someones forehead, drunk girl pissing in the parking lot, puking in the back of Rooster’s Kia, Taylor D. puking down the side of Rooster’s Kia, cops called to Rooster’s party, loud parties, meter maid bust, Rooster’s campout, MBC lost in the orange grove, swine flu, and much more. Just don’t get confused… “cops” mean border patrol and “new car” means donkey.
