Bow-chica-bow-wow!  Time to get freaky-deaky on DoucheCast.  Join Phatty McBiff, Rooster and the Mad Beat Chemist from the madbeatfactory.com as they get in too deep into something that looks like a pink taco covered in cheese and sour cream.  This weeks show covers such awesome topics as the Ask A Fat Dude Gathering Of The Douches, names for the gathering, Biff gets the whales, blowholes, sex with fat chicks, sex with handicapped chicks, sex on a trampoline, lubed up waterbed, sex on a pool table, preference on types of women, bad blowjobs, the towel walk, loud spitters, Porn 2.0, Gathering of the Douches promo, Ozz calls in, Gathering at Chuck E. Cheeses, fundraiser to bring out MBC, fat dude house, Rooster fails at doing a sponsor commercial, the fuckin’ islands, DDP on DoucheCast, Sarah Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent, bad Obama jokes via text message, rap battle challenge, Biff’s rap, MBC’s distracted rap, Ozzy throws his hat into the ring, poll for the better rapper, and much more.  Bring the lube for this episode… Its going to get rough.

 

 DoucheCast - EP065 - Yer Doin It Wrong [52:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

ScottBaio and Phatty McBiff invade the territory of Dr. Ruth this week and go for the gold to discuss women and sex.  So much so that Rooster bailed out on this weeks show.  This weeks topics include such epicness as the douche of the week, elitist assholes, jewish women, penis size chart, doinking a fat chick, Biff seems like a content person, possible Memphis trip, Rooster’s job, teaching kids about sex, drunk shagging, LSU football shooting, football talk, Biff’s recording studio, breaking up with Biff, money shot, Wii vs. PS3 vs XBox 360, Wario Ware Smooth Moves, Wii microphone, and much more.  Don’t miss out on this exciting episode or else Biff will doink you like a fat chick.

 

 DoucheCast - EP064 - Elitist Assholes [51:02m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

My fellow Americans.  Welcome to DoucheCast.  Phatty McBiff, Rooster, ScottBaio, and the Mad Beat Chemist would like to present to you the new president elect… Barack Obama.  Join the fab flab four as they cover such awesome topics as Barack Obama wins president elect, election stickers, Nader calls Obama an “Uncle Tom”, Save The Drama For Obama, jerking off in the White House, how soon before Obama gets assassinated, civil war over the gays, women and politics, the magestic neard, Halloween party at Fatdaddy Jims, Rooster gets called a queer, Biff’s penis-shaped head, ScottBaio’s club fingers, smelly privates, Rooster’s fruity sperm, Cocoa Pebbles poop, Rooster jams many Dum-Dum’s into his mouth, and much more.  Don’t forget to check us out at AskAFatDude.com , DoucheCast.net and MadBeatFactory.com …

 

 DoucheCast - EP063 - Save The Drama For Obama [44:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

On a dark and dreary night… Five men were passing through a cemetary.  Phatty McBiff, the Mad Beat Chemist, Tony Danza, Scott Baio and Rooster are lost and scared of the dark.  Help them find their way through the cemetary and beware of this weeks topics; such as Rooster dreading the this Sara Bareilles concert, not all women like being beaten, tossing salad, Rooster hates cream cheese, co-host or host, Biff says fuck Halloween, Friar Fat Fuck, Biff as the StayPuft Marshmellow Man, kids costume prices, childrens costume ideas, Rooster spills his beer, watching porn, going too deep on a woman, blowing a load too hard, Biff admires porn stars, sex with Animal from the Muppets, ScottBaio needs a FleshLight, Halloween party at FatDaddy Jim’s, Douche Of The Week, homeless people make Biff feel better, black man for President scares Biff, one moment that scared Rooster to death, MBC fears nothing, DoucheCast get together on Nov. 29th 2008, fat dudes on a raft, Rooster starts with the “I Hate Christmas”, and much more.  This podcast sucks so bad it’ll scare your pants off… then ScottBaio will toss your salad.

 

 DoucheCast - EP062 - Friar Fat Fuck [49:22m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

A deeply gay love story about Rooster and Biff takes a horrible turn for the worst this week on DoucheCast.  Join Phatty McBiff and Rooster as they take phone calls, take a trip to the past and take it in the ass.  This week they cover such topics as giving away a t-shirt for the scariest story call-in contest, ScottBaio calls in, who is the biggest asshole - Frosty Vs. Rooster, Tony Danza calls in, MBC calls in, Pinky calls in, Pinky’s scary experience clogging the toilet, Schlafly’s Ocktoberfest Beer, ScottBaio calls in again, Halloween reminds Biff of conspiracies, MBC calls in again with a story, flu shots are a conspiracy, what would happen if nothing went wrong in the world, Rooster’s mullet, Biff thought he was Garth Brooks, Biff thinks women should be allowed to be topless on TV, DoucheCast get together next month, Biff being a woman,
“I Wish I Knew How To Quit You”, Brokeback Mountain movie review, MBC wins a t-shirt AND mows our lawn, and much more.  Lets just hope they don’t cuddle after the show.

 

 DoucheCast - EP061 - I Wish I Knew How To Quit You [43:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Its another EPIC week in the world of DoucheCast.  Recorded live from the circle of Dumbdom.  Join Biff and Rooster as they discuss Epic Podcast, MBC hangs up on them, Rooster is jealous of Epic Podcast, questions from the chatroom, announcement of DoucheCast.net, “Ask A Fat DUde” not “fat man, guy, or person”, Rooster is pleased with GoDaddy.com, Ozzy calls in, Jane Goodall no Jane Austin, Rooster’s feminine side, Biff beating women, BMH shooting oranges at Biff, fuck Todd Ferren (toddferren.com), Biff says fuck Halloween, Joker costumes, check list for things we’ve bashed on, Biff says vote for McCain, the circle of dumbdom, how many Dum-Dum’s can you fit in your mouth, longest podcast ever recorded, voicemail message from Gawduranidiot, Taylor D calls in, integretious, feeling bad about beating up Taylor D, the Fat Man Fury and much more.  Me want gum-gum, dum-dum.

 

 DoucheCast - EP060 - Dum-Dum [49:17m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Getting back on the ball, our heroes bring the thunda to another exciting episode of DoucheCast.  Join the Mad Beat Chemist, Biff and Rooster as they venture forth into the world for another exciting week.  This weeks topics cover last weeks Mad Beat Factory parody, Rooster and Biff’s relationship, MBC is the new Fatdaddy Jim, Biff losing his cable, can’t survive without the internet, a girl at the laundromat with a poopstain, licking BMH’s poop stains, pooping at the same haunted house as last year, shitting on your shoes, “do you guys smell piss,” fucked over at the haunted house, fuck Todd Ferren (toddferren.com), screwed out of tickets, bumper stickers, stickers not magnets, economic bail out, well aged proper douches smoke a pipe, Rooster learning to smoke a pipe, sneezing on BMH, Rooster can’t keep his pipe lit, potheads call in to help Rooster, bird is the word, Tony Danza and Conwoman call in, niggerettes, Fatdaddy Jim horks on a pipe, 2 Liggett 2 Quit, and much more.  It feels good to not suck this week…

 

 DoucheCast - EP059 - Bird Is The Word: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

After an epically failed live episode that was lost to computer problems, Rooster makes a sad attempt to create a new episode on his own.  Welcome to the Mad Beat Factory DoucheEdition.  The Mad Douche Chemist (a.k.a. Rooster) spins the dub and drops it like its hot.  Enjoy the awesome dub reggae music and awesome turntable action like can ONLY be found at the MadBeatFactory.com … Wika-wika-wika!

 

 DoucheCast - EP058 - Mad Beat Factory Douche Edition [24:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

In the history of DoucheCast there have been some horrible shows.  Most lacking content.  Most lacking humor.  Most lacking quality.  Very few have reached the massive amount of suck that was brought to this weeks show.  If it wasn’t for the brave efforts of the Mad Beat Chemist this show wouldn’t even exist.  Not only did he create an awesome intro for this weeks show, but he also made a wonderful interlude in the middle of the show to cover for a dropped call.  Not to mention salvaged a show that nobody thought was being recorded.  Make sure to check out the MadBeatFactory.com and show some love.  This weeks epic fail covered such topics as no Rooster, no roleplaying, Clay Aiken is gay, adding a very pissed off Rooster, doing the news, Rooster being very angry, MBC’s phone is ringing (oh my god), Vince Young doesn’t want to play football anymore, does anal sex make you gay, Biff’s pillows, Is your last name French, Biff bitching about Rooster not being able to do the show, what to talk about during the show, Otter Pops as condoms, Biff has a brown out during the show, Rooster hates Vista, the economy sucks, Biff’s tattoo, de-tanning before a tattoo, MBC messed up the recording, Google Chrome, and much more.  Thanks for listening to a show so epic no one wants to claim it… we’ll make it up to you in the future.

 

 DoucheCast - EP057 - So Epic No One Wants To Claim It [62:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Welcome to Love Lines with Dr. Phatty McBiff.  Phatty McBiff and Rooster take live listener calls and answer their questions about relationships and whatever else.  Some of the things covered during the show were Dr. Drew vs. Dr. Dre, some drunk chick calls, breaking the law while driving with MBC, tagging MadBeatFactory.com on bathroom walls, new website for MBC, random gay guy with a question about a man-crush, gay guy on Pump Up The Volume, Pinky calls in with girl problems, Biff advises to show her his penis, Cemetery Girl calls in to say high to Big Mama Hen, Biff advises she shoots herself in the face, MBC calls in and asks about strange bumps on his penis, Biff advises sleeping with a bunch of women, random girl calls in to ask about her boyfriend going ass-to-mouth, Biff advises forcing him, Funk inquires about a man-crush on Payton Manning, “YEEE-HAW!!”, LARPing, Lemon Party Knights, and much more.  Misses your chance to ask Dr. Phatty McBiff your questions?  Give us a call and leave a voicemail by dialing 618-37-BOGUS.

 

 DoucheCast - EP056 - Love Lines With Dr Biff [42:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download