As 2008 draws to a close, Rooster and Phatty McBiff broadcast this special episode of DoucheCast together from the Hobbit Hole with Fatdaddy Jim and the Mad Beat Chemist on the line.  Amazing hilarity ensues as Biff gets amazingly drunk within the first few minutes of the show.  This weeks show covers such things as chronic laughing spell, Biff’s vodka night, jew wine, Bris, Biff’s Cock Party, ball shaving bris, Rooster drinks a Stone Ruination beer, Biff eats his boogers, “Earth, Wind, and Fire” earwax, Biff drank a half a fifth of Svedka vodka, Biff talking total nonsense, Saturday night karaoke, too good at Elton John, Biff singing Enrique Iglesias, Biff would take a ball to the mouth for a vodka cranberry, Biff’s laughing fit, Fatdaddy shaving Biff, Biff spices up the Hostgator commercial, cancer laugh, thinking about marshmellows, Rory Karpf from the Unholy Matrimony Show calls in, becoming ungay, Biff thinks he’s gay, the longest pee, slippery while peeing, Rory pissed on his room mates desk, washing pissy clothes, Rory pissing on the walls, piss coloring, Biff pissing on himself, pissing at the strip club, Biff loves geek chicks, dick fungus, douche products, everyone loves Fatmama Jane, Cockney Tony calls in, Biff loves Cockney’s voice, Fatmama Jane takes the mic, Biff does a Budweiser Select commercial, techno freestyle, Scott Bakula, karaoke do-overs, messing with Biff, trying to call the LR Drunk Call Hotline, Biff singing and much more.  Thanks for listening to us during 2008 and we hope to continue to disappoint you through 2009.

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Join Dr. Phatty McBiff and Dr. Beanerschnitzel for another exciting episode of Love Lines on WGAY, the real home of the homo, hosted by Rooster.  This weeks exciting call in episode covers such awesome topics as 24 hour Douche-a-Thon, failed show, lemonade song, quality women, Biff wants to cuddle, ScottBaio calls in, how to tell your lover you have crabs, Pinky calls in, not being able to satisfy a woman, Pocket Mexican, reinventing the sex, eating asses, dressing up like daddy, clown porn, Captain Caveman, reschedule the live show, favorite porn stars, MBC has to have dick going in and out, Waterlilly calls in, and much more.  Yet another trainwreck of an episode that only a Love Doctor could love.

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Sorry if we keep calling you.  This automatic voice dialing thing on our phones keeps calling your number everytime someone says, “Ho Ho Ho!”  The holiday season has begun here on DoucheCast!  Join Phatty McBiff, the Mad Beat Chemist of the MadBeatFactory.com, and Rooster for another exciting episode full of everybody talking over the top of each other.  This weeks episode covers such awesome topics as white bread, Rooster’s cornrows, Beer Bear calls in, Pinky calls in, smart listeners, large homo collider, the more you know moment, multiplication clock, inside school jokes, Rooster’s long drive home, Santa Claus Will Take You To Hell, satanic candy canes, new promo from Rory of the Unholy Matrimony Show, niggaknow.com, 12 Days Of Douchemas, penis remix songs, getting out of Christmas, nobody loves Rooster, throwing water on carolers, fuck Burl Ives, glitter balls, MzWhoMe calls in, MBC loves glitter, beanerknowglitter.com, and much more.  Sorry the show sucked, but we had lag on Skype.  It could be worse, though, we could all have glitter on our balls.

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What an incredible train wreck of a show this week.  Join Rooster, the Mad Beat Chemist (madbeatfactory.com), ScottBaio and Fatdaddy Jim for a two hour extravaganza of a show that’ll knock your socks off and leave you wondering why you spent two hours listening to it… This massive show randomly touchs on such topics as; no Biff, Fatdaddy Jim lost his job, MBC warned everybody, Rooster is going to start doing drugs, starting our own business, Piss On You, special packages for pissing people off, Fatdaddy losing all his hair, Biff’s majestic beard, EpicPodcast.com, Fatdaddy staying busy, bromance, Rooster is going gay, Rooster needs a jewfro, severance pay reach around, Chunkendales, stripper money, Rooster takes off his shirt, fuck christmas, My Buddy and Kid Sister, Biff’s bromance with MBC, the dachshund that ate the babies genitals, the bear community, why doesn’t dog shit turn white anymore, Rooster’s turkey timer penis, DoucheDoor, karaoke commentary, Rainbow Connection, The Final Countdown, our boy band, old sound clips, Fatdaddy hates Trix, Little Jack joins in, does Biff clean his beard when a dude cums in it, put your headphones on stupit, Jack Daniels and Miller Chill, Rooster has 13 inches…. of goatee, Bob and Tom Show sucks, MBC’s multiple jobs, James A Tamales, Fatdaddy selling potatoes, Biff moving to Baltimore, Rooster smoking niggerettes, Waterlilly’s laugh, JenJenFukker needs DoucheCast panties, and much more.  Brace yourselves, kids… this episode is a long ride down a penis paved path… and it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

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Wow, what a hangover.  Take a couple of asprins and lay down for this episode of DoucheCast.  Join Rooster, Phatty McBiff, Big Fatty Ozz and the Mad Beat Chemist (madbeatfactory.com) as they shake off the hangover from DoucheCon ‘08.  This weeks show covers such awesomesness as; post DoucheCon ‘08, people losing jobs, a buncha impatient muthafukkas, everybodies thanksgiving, good beer for thanksgiving, Beer Bear did handjobs and balloons instead of Ozz, DoucheNation, talking to chicks at DoucheCon, Beer Bear’s pedobear smile, Biff is moving to Baltimore, masters in masterbation, “she asked me to”, Rory Karpf from the Unholy Matrimony Show calls in, motivating women to lose weight, relationship talk with Rory, drinking alone, drinking games, big announcement this week on Unholy Matrimony Show, Lauren’s Cans And The Toolbox, Lauren’s phone sex voice, “I’m hairy”, ScottBaio sends in a story, DoucheCast schedule of events, the Ask A Fat Dude toolbar, Ozz is going to handle packages, the rest of ScottBaio’s story, and much more.  Big thanks to Rory Karpf for calling in and bringing the funny to a show that’s never been funny.  Make sure to check Rory and Lauren out at unholymatrimonyshow.com … Now excuse me for a moment… Time for some hair of the dog.

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Twenty pesos and a bag of oranges may not get you far down the interstate, but it’ll get you a one way ticket to Biff’s brown eye on DoucheCast.  Join Phatty McBiff, Rooster, Graeme of ITRadio (tourettesradio.com), and the Beanerschnitzel himself the Mad Beat Chemist (madbeatfactory.com) as they do their second annual Unthankful Thanksgiving Special.  What are you NOT thankful for this Thanksgiving season?  Rooster isn’t thankful for pretty much everything.  Listen in as they cover such topics as Biff being Comcastic, MBC’s vibrator, MBC’s Porn 2.0 update, the Beanerschnitzel, Unthankful Thanksgiving, MBC calls in, BIff hates the Scion, MBC hates acryonyms, Rooster hates censored chats, LR goes back to Stickam, MBC kills the show, Rooster hates the PT Cruiser, shitty cars that look like race cars, jew dues, Hardee’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Rooster hates people giving out his info, NextGen570’s street view, talk hard, MBC in a sombroro, extra live show this week, Biff sits on your fence, pesos, Rooster still hates christmas, raining Skittles, MzWhoMe calls in, MBC falls over in his chair, and much more.  Don’t forget to join us this November 29th, 2008 at Leroy’s Tavern in Evansville, IN for the Gathering Of The Douches!  See you there!

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Bow-chica-bow-wow!  Time to get freaky-deaky on DoucheCast.  Join Phatty McBiff, Rooster and the Mad Beat Chemist from the madbeatfactory.com as they get in too deep into something that looks like a pink taco covered in cheese and sour cream.  This weeks show covers such awesome topics as the Ask A Fat Dude Gathering Of The Douches, names for the gathering, Biff gets the whales, blowholes, sex with fat chicks, sex with handicapped chicks, sex on a trampoline, lubed up waterbed, sex on a pool table, preference on types of women, bad blowjobs, the towel walk, loud spitters, Porn 2.0, Gathering of the Douches promo, Ozz calls in, Gathering at Chuck E. Cheeses, fundraiser to bring out MBC, fat dude house, Rooster fails at doing a sponsor commercial, the fuckin’ islands, DDP on DoucheCast, Sarah Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent, bad Obama jokes via text message, rap battle challenge, Biff’s rap, MBC’s distracted rap, Ozzy throws his hat into the ring, poll for the better rapper, and much more.  Bring the lube for this episode… Its going to get rough.

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ScottBaio and Phatty McBiff invade the territory of Dr. Ruth this week and go for the gold to discuss women and sex.  So much so that Rooster bailed out on this weeks show.  This weeks topics include such epicness as the douche of the week, elitist assholes, jewish women, penis size chart, doinking a fat chick, Biff seems like a content person, possible Memphis trip, Rooster’s job, teaching kids about sex, drunk shagging, LSU football shooting, football talk, Biff’s recording studio, breaking up with Biff, money shot, Wii vs. PS3 vs XBox 360, Wario Ware Smooth Moves, Wii microphone, and much more.  Don’t miss out on this exciting episode or else Biff will doink you like a fat chick.

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My fellow Americans.  Welcome to DoucheCast.  Phatty McBiff, Rooster, ScottBaio, and the Mad Beat Chemist would like to present to you the new president elect… Barack Obama.  Join the fab flab four as they cover such awesome topics as Barack Obama wins president elect, election stickers, Nader calls Obama an “Uncle Tom”, Save The Drama For Obama, jerking off in the White House, how soon before Obama gets assassinated, civil war over the gays, women and politics, the magestic neard, Halloween party at Fatdaddy Jims, Rooster gets called a queer, Biff’s penis-shaped head, ScottBaio’s club fingers, smelly privates, Rooster’s fruity sperm, Cocoa Pebbles poop, Rooster jams many Dum-Dum’s into his mouth, and much more.  Don’t forget to check us out at AskAFatDude.com , DoucheCast.net and MadBeatFactory.com …

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On a dark and dreary night… Five men were passing through a cemetary.  Phatty McBiff, the Mad Beat Chemist, Tony Danza, Scott Baio and Rooster are lost and scared of the dark.  Help them find their way through the cemetary and beware of this weeks topics; such as Rooster dreading the this Sara Bareilles concert, not all women like being beaten, tossing salad, Rooster hates cream cheese, co-host or host, Biff says fuck Halloween, Friar Fat Fuck, Biff as the StayPuft Marshmellow Man, kids costume prices, childrens costume ideas, Rooster spills his beer, watching porn, going too deep on a woman, blowing a load too hard, Biff admires porn stars, sex with Animal from the Muppets, ScottBaio needs a FleshLight, Halloween party at FatDaddy Jim’s, Douche Of The Week, homeless people make Biff feel better, black man for President scares Biff, one moment that scared Rooster to death, MBC fears nothing, DoucheCast get together on Nov. 29th 2008, fat dudes on a raft, Rooster starts with the “I Hate Christmas”, and much more.  This podcast sucks so bad it’ll scare your pants off… then ScottBaio will toss your salad.

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